Title: IT DOESN'T HAVE OOONE.
Fandom: Dracula/Original. Rewrites are fun.
Characters: Ol' Jonny Harker and the residents of Bistritz, for this part.
Summary: I'M SUCH A LITERARY SNOB, THINKING I CAN DO BETTER THAN STOKER -- except not really, i'm just writing this because of Child of the Night and because I'm a shameless slash fanbrat, what can I say.
Rating: PG-13 FOR NOW ho ho ho yeah idek.

( It was the early evening on the third of May that Jonathan Harker rode into Bistritz. )

Title: Before the Eagle's Flight
Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Characters: Sibrand and Garnier de Naplouse.
Summary: Madness can be conquered, but only when you have no proof of it.
Rating: PG-13

( He sat at the window of the fortress, staring out across Acre at the sea. )

Title: After Me
Fandom: Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Characters: Kasai and mentions of the rest of the New Bloodline.
Pairing: None
Summary: So here I am, trying to stop applying as Kasai in like every RPG ever on Livejournal, and finally I decide to pick up my inspiration from like a month and a half ago and actually write the damn story I had in mind about the New Bloodline, since they're all badass in their own special ways. But the focus is on Kasai, because apparently I can NEVER EVER like normal characters. So it's basically his take on the rest of his dear allies and comrades in genocide. Chapter one of a couple more.
Rating: R. Old man likes the occasional curse word and mention of horrible violence.

( chapter 1: rat in with weasels )

Title: Untitled (hurr creativity.)
Fandom: Lost in the City/Original
Characters: Sidney and Mr. Unnamed.
Pairing: None
Summary: So there's this game, Lost in the City, that grabbed my attention while I was doing my usual perusal of what games are fun. And it's fun. It's crazy. I still don't get it. And then they had Mr. Peroxide Semi-Mohawk, Sidney, show up partway through the game, and ever since I beat it I started thinking "gosh he's nifty". And now I've sort of ... adapted and elaborated on him, because there isn't much canon. And it's a flash game. So it's semi-canon based, semi-AU, semi-original and semi-fandom. AARRGH.

The actual summary here being, he went into a theater and said 'LOL MACBETH' not expecting anything to happen, and got pistolwhipped into unconsciousness. Then he woke up.
Rating: PG-13/R. Foul language, mostly.

( When he woke up, he was blind. )

Title: Like Static
Fandom: Deadman Wonderland
Characters: Kengamine Nagi and Genkaku
Pairing: Genkaku/Nagi
Summary: Faintly AU but not really. Just an alternate timeline thing. Genkaku tries to remind Nagi of that mass murder he committed two years back through video and a hand down his pants (???).
Rating: R. Swearing. Violence. Death. Handjobs. Suspiciousness. Creepiness. Incredibly dubious consentuality. The pinnacle of my terrifying penchant for horrible sexual situations, or something.
Original Post Date: February 25, 2009

( The television was showing static. )

Title: The Home for the Survivors of Spontaneous Flesh-Eating Butterfly Explosions
Fandom: Original
Characters: Liam, Shrike, Devon, and Em (the coalition or something)
Pairing: None
Summary: I just finished writing this for my Creative Writing class, and it's been long enough that I've posted something written on here.

PLEASE TO BE READING IT. I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY IT.

It's kind of rushed, obviously, and could be 80000000000x better, but really, what do you expect out of me.
Rating: PG-13
Original Post Date: October 5, 2008

( The Home for the Survivors of Spontaneous Flesh-Eating Butterfly Explosions )

Title: Bruce Wayne meets Tony Stark
Fandom: Iron Man and Batman Begins
Characters: Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark
Pairing: None. NONE, GOD DAMN IT
Summary: Forgive the characterizations. I don't know them very well but the opportunity was too good to pass up and I had ALL THESE AWESOME IDEAS but then they dieded. Blame sarrasi for any excitement and subsequent letdowns.
Rating: PG-13-ish.
Original Post Date: July 24, 2008

( lololololol pimp-off )

Title: Just scroll down, there's like 5 this time
Fandom: None, but heavily Rule of Rose-inspired
Characters: None of any note
Pairing: None
Summary: Right. So. You know that princess stuff? I still haven't gotten over it. It seems like listening to ways to use Scheme and algorithms in general inspires me to write disturbing little stories about prepubescent royal girls.

Goddamn, that sounds wrong.
Rating: PG-13
Original Post Date: February 1, 2008

( My Princess )

( The Sun Princess and the Moon Princess )

( The Princess of Blood )

And now, for some deviation, little song-chant-things that I came up with while in my Ethics class.

( Princess, Princess )

( Princess, I Am )

Title: The Thread Princess, The Unrequited Princess, and The Not-Princess
Fandom: None, but heavily Rule of Rose-inspired
Characters: None of any note
Pairing: None
Summary: While not paying attention to how one can compute any one decimal of pi in my Algorithms (compsci1) class, I wrote up a few very short little story-things. They were all inspired by my watching the playthrough of Rule of Rose on youtube, where there is a strong emphasis on Princesses.
Rating: PG-13-ish
Original Post Date: January 25, 2008

( The Thread Princess )

( The Unrequited Princess )

( The Not-Princess )

Title: You Could Have Stuck Around Until Morning
Fandom: Dynasty Warriors 5
Characters: Gan Ning and Ling Tong
Pairing: GN/LT. Undoubtedly. Unlike last time.
Summary: When insomnia isn't and someone's got their hands down your pants.
Rating: There's sex, but it's ... well I'm so damn vague in this story that if you were particularly naive, you'd just be confused. So I'd say R. TURN AWAY THY VIRGIN EYES, O UNDERAGED LJ READERS.
Original Post Date: November 11, 2007

( If we're gonna be friends, get your damn hands out of my pants )